TheDeepThroat

Ok, so if you've read my bio(or IAmFinn) you know I work as a bartender as well as being blogmaster on the most entertaining site in blogdom.....................well ok, but I am a bartender.

So I read this small article (http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=6696&TrackingID=516165&BannerID=541888&menuid=6&GT1=9177) where bartenders give advice on picking up women. Now anyone who's been bartending for awhile sees hookups happen by the hundreds. Happens all the time. I mean that's why most people go to the bar right? I DID say most people. So there is some wisdom there if you're interested. Some of the suggestions aren't practical in places like Bumfuck Martintuckey(prolly not gonna order a young lady a glass of Cristal), but some are worthy. I'll let you decide which ones.

And while I'm at it, I'll give you a recipe for a shot that I invented that girlies like and they like ordering. First I'll give you the backstory of why it's here and how it got named.....
I was at work on a slow Friday night. There was a young lady in attendance that I was familiar with. She's attractive and intelligent and this night she was under the weather. Normally she's a beer drinker, straight outta the bottle.....good girl that. But tonight she was suffering from and slowly recovering from, a Respitory Infection....if she shoulda been out drinking is debatable, but there she was anyway.

So, she approaches the bar, we small talk a little. I comment on her xtry husky voice this evening, she explains the sickiness and says beer's not doin it. She needs a shot, but she's not a straight up kinda girl(no tequila, whiskey or whatever. she wants a fruity shot that isn't gonna kill her and will taste good, but will help her forget her RI(that precludes your normal girlie shots like snake bites or purple hooters or buttery nipples or the like). I suggest a jaeger bomb(1 shot jaeger and 1/3 can of red bull. drop shot glass of jaeger into red bull and slam) but she's not into jaeger. OK a challenge, I like a challenge. But.............

Even though it's a little slow, there are others at the bar that also need attending, so rather than standing there waiting for her to decide I say, "just let me whip you somethin up." She's a little hesitant as I start grabbing bottles and slingin liquor, but she sucks it down and smiles. She likes it.

She asks what it's called. I tell her I just invented it and I haven't named it yet, does she have a suggestion. She stares blankly, apparently while intelligent, she's not particularly creative. So I say, (imitating her froglike voice due to yon RI)"Let's call it the deep throat". She smiles pleased to have been the drive behind a new shot and it's naming.

Over the next several weeks she does all my pimping for me so that now the deep throat is a staple at my bar and girls love ordering it....."We'd like 4 deep throats" giggle giggle sly look. They also like making the guys order them for them so that when some strapping young lad asks if they would like a drink, they can make him come ask me for "4 deep throats for the girls.......and 1 for me".

Mix in stainless steal shaker, chill and serve 1.5 oz in chilled glass. Cost $3.50 each. Makes 10 shots. That ='s $35.00 take on about $15.00 worth o' liquor and mixer. That's $20.00 profit. And good tippage.

3 shots vodka
3 shots mailbu rum
3 shots midori(melon liqueur)
3 shots sweet and sour
3 shots cranberry juice

Enjoy and enjoy your prospect girl giggling as you make her order deep throats from the bar.

PS.......if instead of giggling she looks meaningfully into your eyes, leave with her now, you don't need to buy her any more shots!!!!!!

Finn